I finally hit the big one-oh-oh-oh! I gotta thank you insane viewers who gander at my page for god knows what reason, maybe to question your sanity? Whatever the reason thanka you.

So anyway moving on from all that. Winter is about to hit where i live, I suspect, mostly becuase it's snowed over five times, those are solid facts in Canada that winter is coming.
For you Non-Canadian readers, by Winter I mean SNOW! The fluffy white stuff that looks like you could frollock through it and have a grand ol' time, but actually will just make you trudge through it and give your ass frost-bite. So please no frollocking if you even see snow, approach that business with caution.

List of the best ways to save yourself from "snow-suicide":
1) Wear gloves unless you have super powers that include "oven hands" you will not keep your fingers.
2) when having snow-ball fights, be sure it's actually snow and not giant ice chunks that your throwing into your best friends face.
3) If you start having a im-so-cold-im-going-to-die panic attack make a hot beverage and shut the hell up, you will not die, you will however annoy every other cold person in the room.
4) running your hands under hot water, does not take away the stinging feeling, just increases it.
5) Dont eat the yellow snow, and hey if it's brown, go for it! lol, no please dont.

6) Hats may look dorky but having no ears makes you look like an alien, your choice.

7) I'm about ot share a tip-top Canadian secret with you people so listen up, or put your face closer to the screen! okay here goes: You can get sun-burn in the winter. Change your world? Because the snow reflects the sun like edward cullen on the beach.

8) final tip, if you fall in a gaping hole in a frozen over lake (which is stupid say off the lake until it's done completely freezing over and it's cold enough to be considered safe!) And you emerge alive, you get naked faster than a drunk stripper. I know you're thinking that sounds absolutely insane! but your clothes are soaking wet and will only make you colder and die faster,so shed the material, and wander to your naked rescue.

Well, that's all.

Love you guys!